I fucking hate computers.
It's always when you're writing something important that they crash.
When you're only trying to type one two buckle my shoe, they'll let you do it.

You know what I'm doing when I'm a multi-millionnaire ?
I'm buying a computer screen. And a baseball bat.
No, make that several computer screens.
And then I'm gonna take the baseball bat in my hands and SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING !!!