4 foot 10 ! 4 foot 10 !
That's the story of my life
I remember when everybody was my size
Boy that was great. But then everybody started moving up and there I was, stuck at
4 foot 10 ! 4 foot 10 !
But I kept hoping and praying
I used to hang from a parallel bar by the hour
Hoping I'd stretch just an inch more
'Cuz I was into dancing then, and I was good.
And I wanted so much to grow up to be a prima ballerina
Then I went out for... cheerleader !
And they told me
"No dice, you'll get lost on the football field. The pom-poms are bigger than you"
I spent my whole childing waiting to grow

Thought you'd enjoy that. Though I'll recall you all that I measure exactly 5' and I really don't care !