Help ! Help !

I can't watch TV. Or rather, I can watch it but I can't hear it. Have to turn closed captions on. Can't listen to music. Or rather, I can, but only in my room with the door closed. Can't do laundry. Will have to handwash a lot of stuff this weekend. Can hardly do any dishes, as they put a tube from the blower around the faucet into the drain. It's kind of amusing though because now, whenever we open the doors under the sink, which we do quite often as the garbage can is there, we get this sudden draft of wind.

Until Monday. Until Monday. I'm gonna go crazy. Can anyone of you just invite me over for the weekend ?