Was watching The View and they came on the topic of women having gay guys as best friends, and it eventually slipped to how is the friendship different if the guy is gay.
(Again. It's a big conspiracy around me)
And Star Jones had the funniest comment, that friends of the opposite sex are "sex under a glass - you know, break glass in the event of an emergency".
I don't really agree with that, but it still had me laughing there.