To my great shame, I am presenting today's Quote du Jour, which, for the second time, was uttered by me. I am doing this so people I usually quote don't feel persecuted - I am trying to be fair and to show you guys that, unbelievably, I too say stupid things sometimes. So, in my constant desire to entertain this audience, here's the Quote du Jour for today...

I have the guy's CD on cassette...

Yeah, just shoot me. I can't believe I actually said that. I mean you get to think you're smart, and then you go around saying stuff like that. Kill me now. Really. Please? Anyone?