In my ongoing research on the Male From the Twenty-First Century, I have come to many interesting conclusions and I am currently going through with an exciting new experiment which I am very confident will allow me to claim a new world record.

The main conclusion I've come to in my research is a Male From the Twenty-First Century is, in a lot of respects, exactly like a child. For example, a woman must never pick up after a MFTFC - partly because that's not how you educate him, but mostly because if she does, the MFTFC will truly believe he's picking up after himself. (I know, very disturbing, but this is actual experimentation talking)

So, in order to prove to the MFTFC that he is NOT picking up after himself at all and also to train him to actually do it, a woman must let whatever he's leaving all over the place exactly where that whatever is, and ask him to pick whatever up. She must then give him a good period of time to achieve the picking-up, then ask again if the MFTFC has not obeyed, until the task has been completed.

I am currently conducting that sort of experiment, and so far that towel has remained on the floor for 51 hours.