I am extremely resourceful. Really. You need me in your life. My twisted mind will save your ass.

You are desperate because in these times of barely-anything-to-do-at-work, they made you even more miserable by blocking your access to MSN Web Messenger? Fear not, and try MSN2Go. Graphicwise, it's very disapointing, but when all you need is entertainment to get you through the day, it will do.

There are probably dozens of other alike gizmos, so try all of them until you find one of them has not been blocked!

Thank you, Quartz. What would we ever do without you, Quartz.