Because I know far too many Ally McBeal lines by heart and because this one has been stuck in my head for a few days now and I can't help but smile when I think of it:

Billy: I don't care how many damn books you've read or how many clever quips you can try out, I wanna know whenever you were in the middle of anything like this !

Tracy: By this, you mean love, confusion, or just your basic infidelity ?