So if you were wondering whether Quartz had the potential to turn into a powerful ant who can carry four times her own weight: not happening.

That 65-pound bookcase killed me in just the few minutes I had to carry it; that is, from the store to my car, and from my car to my appartment.

My arms, shoulders and back are very fucking sore.

This is Secret Friend Week at work and I sure hope my secret friend has planned for a massage therapist to make a stop by my cubicle...