In case you're wondering, if you really wanna be successful at racing, pick a very small race. That's what I do, and it works wonders, as I actually won my 5K this weekend. Well, there were five men who finished before me, but I was the first woman, which makes me an actual gold medalist.

Of course, there were only 24 women running. But I don't have to specify that when I tell the story, now, do I?