To whoever the fuck in the holiest of the holy fucks finds it appropriate to leave, every damn day, their hairdryer on the counter in the small changing room downstairs - PUT YOUR FUCKING STUFF AWAY LIKE A RESPECTFUL HUMAN BEING.

I mean, seriously. This is a shared space. For the past two weeks now, the freaking hairdryer has been laying on the counter, effectively preventing me from using the space. Or not really because I have been moving it every morning for the past two weeks, thinking the owner would get the hint. First I put it in an unusable area of the counter. When that didn't work, I put it up on a shelf on which everyone leaves their soap/shampoo/stuff. To no avail: the damn hairdryer returns to its unacceptably disrespectful spot every freaking time.

If this continues, I'm thinking I should just auction the thing. Can I get $0.50?