I took Coco to the optometrist this morning. I was a bit nervous and pretty certain he would need glasses. I mean, both Raiontzukai and I have strong prescriptions and I got my glasses at age 5 while Raiontzukai got his at age 7.

Well what do you know, Coco can see just fine. I am flab.ber.gas.ted. I had even prepped him by telling him there was a possibility the optometrist would tell him he'd need glasses.

If you need me, I'll be out buying a lottery ticket.