So today I will be out here asking for your pity, dear readers, because due to a miscommunication (yeah, those are regular with young kids because they expect you to understand what they want to say even when they say the very opposite of what they mean), I spent twenty minutes trying to reason with a bawling Coco in the hallway to the school daycare while Bout d'Chou very patiently wandered on all fours in my general area hoinking (yes, as it turns out, he was a pig when he woke up this morning).

Also, I have a bad case of stiff neck that is entirely unaffected by medication.

Thank you.