I have an "easy" button.

That's right, just like in the Staples commercials. It's big and red, and marked "easy", and when you press it, it says, in a slightly surprised and relieved tone, "that was easy".

I like to leave it at work, but as it's not my primary work tool, it's only today that I brought it at my new workstation from home.

And of course, it had to be that when I passed someone on my floor, whom I don't know at all, she said "hi", and I said "hi", and then somehow my hip must've banged against just the right spot in my shoulder bag, and we heard a man voice say: "That was easy".