It's really (not) entertaining. As I've already mentioned, each year I seem to go to the doctor's for my physical absolutely convinced that I've got some deadly disease, and each year my doctor has me undergo some tests that show nothing out of the ordinary, or he has a perfectly honorable explanation for what I consider my "condition".

And well people, I am proud (or not) to announce that I've found my latest deadly disease, which I can worry about until the next time I see a doctor and google endlessly in order to carefully eliminate all non-offensive options.

I think that might be what they call hypochondria. (Wait, is that another dealdy disease?)