Quote du jour, sponsored by my colleague Jilliann :

Quartz : "We just exchanged Alex for a water dispenser."
Jilliann : "You know what ? Good exchange !"

(context : Alex, who used to work in our office, moved yesterday into another one. On a completely different topic, we have this empty water dispenser here : it remains empty now because sewing classes are given in an close-by office and those people drank all the water in one night, when we were paying for it. This morning, John said he could move the dispenser over to Jillian's and my office so it would be hidden and at night, it would be locked.)