Why are they screwing up with RENT so much ?

I mean first, a few years ago, I heard this Nsync guy was on Broadway, getting to be in RENT. Which almost made me physically sick.

Then they're translating into French over here, and out of hundreds of hopefuls, they hire those two talentless wannabes.

And now, damn it, I hear that Mel B - yes, from the Spice Girls, damn it- is currently on Broadway, playing Mimi.

I am deeply outraged.
I mean damn it, if nsync and the spice girls can make it to Broadway, I'm packing my bags tonight and I'm moving to New York. And you'll see me on Broadway very soon.

(Sure, I can't dance, so what ? Those four can't sing and they made it...)