Can you say two many telephones?

We have a 4 1/2, and until now we had two phones: Peanut's corded phone was in the room and my cordless phone was, well, all over the place.

For Christmas this year, Peanut got me a cordless phone with two handsets and an integrated answer feature. As I mentioned earlier, I plugged those in today (using Quartz's ever famous best-selling The most complicated way to plug a telephone vol. 1) and when I got back home, I took the handsets out of their respective charging base... And wondered where the hell I was going to put them now. So I guess we'll never have to miss a call again. I could probably even leave a handset in the bathroom, damn it.