Because the song has been haunting me all weekend long:

Take your mind back - I don't know when
Sometime when it always seemed to be just us and them
Girls that wore pink, boys that wore blue
Boys that always grew up better men than me and you
What's a man now - what's a man mean
Is he rough or is he rugged, cultural and clean
Now it's all changed - it's got to change more
We think it's getting better but nobody's really sure
And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are
See the nice boys - dancing in pairs
Golden earring golden tan, blow-wave in the hair
Sure they're all straight - straight as a line
All the gays are macho, see their leather shine
You don't want to sound dumb - don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot, not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall, handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I can play along
And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are
Time to get scared - time to change plan
Don't know how to treat a lady, don't know how to be a man
Time to admit - what you call defeat
'Cause there's women running past you now and you just drag your feet
Man makes a gun - man goes to war
Man can kill and man can drink and man can take a whore
Kill all the blacks - kill all the reds
And if there's war between the sexes then there'll be no people left
And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are
And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are
And so it goes - go round again
And now and then we wonder who the real men are