A. I am extremely clumsy today. Do not by any means try to approach me. I just might accidently make you explode.
No kidding : this morning, less than an hour after coming in to work, I had already broken some part of the cofee maker thingy and thereby caused 2 cofee accidents.
B. I know very well that the word cofee takes two f's. Do you mind ?
C. If you put one un-motivated girl and another one who went out last night and went home at 3:00 AM together to do the dishes, it will not be real effective, trust me.
D. I work with perv-minded guys.