Here are my official congratulations to Peanut, who found himself a new job.

It is of little interest to you readers, but you will undoubtedly enjoy the fact that he had to send a portfolio of his drawings in order to demonstrate his abilities with the software, amongst which was, can you guess? Yes, the ever-famous SupraToaster.

So my crazy idea helped Peanut find a job.

So I'm-essential-to-your-lives reason #8704 is, I will always end up helping you out, whether or not I intend or want to.

I should get paid for this.