Ladies and gentlemen, this blogger has succeeded in ordering online not one, but two bikini tops that actually fit! Please be impressed accordingly.

(Of course I actually ordered the same bikini top in two different sizes to make sure, in the hope that both would fit - and they do! Oh, and because of a mix-up between the swimming suit company and the worst shipping company ever UPS, I have to get a refund for the brokerage fees I incorrectly had to pay. But still.)